What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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