What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What tea do footballers drink?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?