How do you compliment a cat?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which insect is the smartest?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?