What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where does laundry go to college?