What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the stair machines call each other?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.