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What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What was the first animal in space?

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What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

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Why is the piano so hard to open?

What table can you never sit at?

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