Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Where do frogs keep their money?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why are cars magic?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?