What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?