What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?