What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?