What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did summer say to spring?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How is cat food sold?

Why are trees always so positive?