What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Can February March?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What table can you never sit at?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Guitarists are so stressed out.