Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What bird is always sad?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What farm animal is best at karate?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?