How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Who invented fractions?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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