Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?