How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What bird is always sad?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
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