Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why do all the planets get along?