Which sea animal is the best with tools?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do kids love theater classes?