What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why is money so stubborn?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?