What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?