Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
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