Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What animal knows kung fu?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

How do you compliment a cat?