What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How are mountains able to see?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?