What do you call a pig's sore eye?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?