What horn never makes a sound?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?