What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a small mom?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why are winter days great?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?