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How do fireflies start a race?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call an arctic cow?
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