Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
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