Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
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