Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do cats love to work?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was the spider so smart?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
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