Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do cats wear to work?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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