What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Where do kittens go to school?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a dog in space?