Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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