Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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