Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do stars go to college?
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