What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?