What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What color are all the books in the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
It's allergy season again?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
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