Why can you never find the number nine?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is money so stubborn?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the sick chicken say?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?