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What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?