Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

How does a cow do math?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How much does freedom weigh?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?