Why was the bee sad?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

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What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?