Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?