Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Do you have the best ceiling?