Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?