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Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
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