What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?