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What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How does dinner smell?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the student always get straight A's?