Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the frog starve?