Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?