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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

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