What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Who invented fractions?

How long will dinner be?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?