How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What season begins with a thud?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
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