What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What season begins with a thud?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why was the horse so happy?

How does a cow do math?