How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
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