How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the math book sad?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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