Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?