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Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What is the coolest country?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?