Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why is summer always sad?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?