What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
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