What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
Where would you find an elephant?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why can you never find the number nine?
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