Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?