Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the most faithful insect?
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