What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a famous turtle?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

How do billboards talk?

Which state has the best streets?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.