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Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

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Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

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Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How do you get kids to do something?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

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