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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

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What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?