What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
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