How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

When do astronauts eat?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?