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What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

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What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?