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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

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Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?