What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?