What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What words make the best athletes?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?