Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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