What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?