What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do bees get to school?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a vacation at home?
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