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How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?