What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the math book sad?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did March say to the madness?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
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