How does dinner smell?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?