How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What vegetables make the best music?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do actors go to pray?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?