Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What bird is always sad?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?