Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What makes music in your hair?

What are you studying in math?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's the richest basketball team?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?