Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How can you make 7 even?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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