Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are cars magic?
I broke my finger!
How do bees get to school?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do you wash a lamb?
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