What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the foal cough?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?