Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!