Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

How did groundhogs get their name?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why was the bunny upset?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?