What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What birds always travel in twos?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What animal makes the best lunches?