What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?