What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What animal has the most fun?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What are baby potatoes called?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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