What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you make a cow float?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
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