What do you call the pig that does karate?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?