What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What style of music weighs the most?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Who invented fractions?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?