How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?