What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

My brother is my partner in crime.