What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?