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What money do cats use to go shopping?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?