Where do surfers go to school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?