Why are books always so angry?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do amoebas make calls?

I broke my finger!

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?