To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?