What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
How can you make 7 even?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
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