What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do billboards talk?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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