Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did one firefly say to the other?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?