Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did the sickly elevator say?