Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How did the toad die?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How does a squid go into battle?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?