Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the professor write on the window?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?