What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How can you make 7 even?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the snake name his daughter?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?