What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
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