What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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