Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?