What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the coldest vegetable?
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