What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?