What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
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