What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you give a sick pig?

What snacks always have the best tan?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?