What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the math book sad?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do cats wear to work?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?