What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a frog's favorite year?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?