Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why was the mime upset?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?