Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?