What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

How does a squid go into battle?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?