How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How long do chickens work?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?