What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Did you know about April 1st?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?