What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
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