Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's a cat's favorite color?