What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What sound does a witch's car make?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?