What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Which band is always treated like royalty?