Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?