What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What bird is always sad?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How do fall and winter say hello?