What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
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Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
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