If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What sweet treat never panics?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What do fish do at parades?

Why don't ants get sick?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?