What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What goes up when the rain comes down?