What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What animal loves Indian food?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why do cows wear bells?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?