Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?