What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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