What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do bees chew?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
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