What do mice do when they're at home?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call hiking college students?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How do snowmen get information?