What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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