How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Are baby skunks cute?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?