Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why is the beach so confident?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

OK, that's enough fish puns.