What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How do you know bees have allergies?

How long will dinner be?

Why are cars magic?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why do bees gossip?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?