What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?