What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

It's allergy season again?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What dogs are always lying to you?