Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

When do cows get tired?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.