What school subject really rocks?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?