What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why was the bee sad?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
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