Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the confused bee say?