What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What game do mice love to play?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?