Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What condiment has wings?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

How do you get kids to do something?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do you call a thieving alligator?